Maybe these quotes from "The Quotable Cat" selected by Denise Little, will give you a clue:
Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their bodies. Erma Bombeck
The smallest feline is a masterpiece. Leonardo Da Vinci
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
Mark Twain
When it comes to the advantages of cats versus dogs as pets, there is no competition. Try going away for a weekend, leaving your German Shepherd alone with a bowl of dry food, some water, and a litter box.
Robert Stearns
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can remove his fur from your couch.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you.
Missy Dizick and Mary Bly
A cat will be your friend, but never your slave. Théophile Gautier
Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their bodies. Erma Bombeck
The smallest feline is a masterpiece. Leonardo Da Vinci
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
Mark Twain
| Playing the Sphinx |
When it comes to the advantages of cats versus dogs as pets, there is no competition. Try going away for a weekend, leaving your German Shepherd alone with a bowl of dry food, some water, and a litter box.
Robert Stearns
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can remove his fur from your couch.
Leo Dworken
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. Bill Dana
Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat-watching is a near perfect method of writing avoidance. Dan Greenburg
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. Bill Dana
Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat-watching is a near perfect method of writing avoidance. Dan Greenburg
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| Our Ragdoll, Cosette |
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you.
Missy Dizick and Mary Bly
A cat will be your friend, but never your slave. Théophile Gautier
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| "I am not amused" |
Here are a few descriptive words for the cat:
neat and clean
quiet
scare easily
suspicious
sly
hate water
can't be lead around
will not fetch...only as it desires
meows and hisses and purrs and howls
tail wags sideways if angry
stealth
neat and clean
quiet
scare easily
suspicious
sly
hate water
can't be lead around
will not fetch...only as it desires
meows and hisses and purrs and howls
tail wags sideways if angry
stealth
Can you think of others? What is your cat joke or story??






